The Cynic SEO Drama Queen
It is time to look at those SEO questions from the folks who need help and guidance. Let take a read of some of the Dear SEO Drama Queen email which floods her box every day…..this is a Prozac moment about to happen in the SEO world. Dear SEO Drama Queen I want a number one ranking for my web site. The keywords are clothes, sneakers and hats. I read so much out there on how important it is to be on Google. Can you promise me a #1 ranking for my 3 keywords? Thanks BA Greetings BA Of course I can guarantee #1 ranking’s on Google for those very generic keywords that compete against missions of other sites. AN SEO who couldn’t isn’t worth their wait in gold. It is easy. First, I need you to purchase about 100,000 shares of Google stock. Once you are a major holder, we can then bribe Google to either place you on top or we will sell their stock to Yahoo. Let me know when you have made the purchase Best SEO Drama Queen Dear SEO Drama Queen I contacted an SEO company and they stated their fees are 0 a month for 6 months. They stated they needed to access my site, make changes to code, write content, and help me decide on keyword phrases, build link shares and on and on. I think this is a rip-off as I have seen SEO for a month and they do not need to work on my site or have me make changes, they just submit the site to 1000’s of engines. Should I go with the less expensive company? Thanks ST Greetings ST Cheaper is always better. Why should actually do anything to your web site. Do not use your valuable time on making your site better when you can have someone do everything for bucks. I mean, why should you suffer, it is only your business, so do not put in the effort if someone can do it cheap. Let’s face it, your bucks pays for them to spend a minute of time placing your URL in an auto program and pressing a button. Sure, 1000’s of engines no one sees, and sure, just because Yahoo, MSN and Google need you to manually place in a code before excepting, and sure, even though your site doesn’t even need to be submitted in most cases, why pay for an expert when you can go cheap and get the site submitted. Heck, save the bucks, let the engines find you on their own and go to the movies instead. If you want to learn more about Search Engine Optimization, you can read through the following articles: How To Make Use Of SEO To Have An Edge Over Your Competitors, Ethics, Best Practices, and SEO – A Crisis in the Profession?, How to Learn SEO and Continue to Develop As an Optimizer